*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Hooray its the school holidays (even though its gonna be boring) well theres things to do over the holidays, theres cleaning up my CHUCKS which is realli dirty coz its white. hmmm wat now....... aha! clean my room and read a little bit of a book and watch tv or surfin the net or listening on radio thats wat im gonna do so i cant be bored. its only three of us gonna be here at home and its gonna be vvvvveeeerrryy bbbbbbboooooorrrrriiiinnngg!. well thats all folks hope you enjoy your holidays.

i think that was yesterday or the other day. see the dolls next to the entries, i got `em from a dolls website. and see the thing below the doll, it is a tagboard. every thing/saying about on what i put on mi blog type it in and it will come out. dont forget to tag me

today heres wat happen -In school we do realli boring stuffs and I got in trouble of groaning and sayin boring out loud to the teacher, so the teacher decided to give me a plastic bag and pick up the rubbish in the playground.(sucked in) -When I was in the playground picking up rubbish, Iwas playing realli crazy and dropping all the rubbish i picked up. Worst than that, i got detention (sucker) -Well thats wat happen to me in school.

gosh tehnology realli rokk but as you can all see at the side is a rappin gollum. got it from funny junk. funny junk contains rude, violence, funny, weird pictures so i decide to go onto that website and putting it in my blog. now i am reaserching for pictures which is like weird. any informations about website that has great pictures such as rude,violence, funny, weird pictures in it plz let me know.the coming pictures next week(or should i say next weekends)are WHOA PIGGY, MALE BRAIN, DONT MIX BEER AND VIAGRA, ADULTS DONT WORK SAFELY AND MUCH MORE!!.